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From the first round until you black out.

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Leave the small talk at the door.Apprved / After hours

YOUR NIGHT. YOUR DRESS CODE.

WHAT’S THE PLAN
TONIGHT?

PRE-DRINKS. DANCE FLOORS. AFTERS.YOUR TEE STARTS THE CONVERSATION.MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
THE TWO-TEE SPECIAL

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A DOUBLE.

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Tonight’s lineup / 10 tees

The dress code.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT BUT WE CAN ARGUE 01 / The lineup

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT BUT WE CAN ARGUE

$34.99

Men’s tee

 MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU 02 / The lineup

MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOU

$34.99

Men’s tee

 HOT GIRLS LISTEN TO HOUSE 03 / The lineup

HOT GIRLS LISTEN TO HOUSE

$34.99

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 DON'T TEMPT ME I'LL SAY YES 04 / The lineup

DON'T TEMPT ME I'LL SAY YES

$34.99

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 SORRY I'M LATE, I DIDN'T WANT TO COME - MENS 05 / The lineup

SORRY I'M LATE, I DIDN'T WANT TO COME - MENS

$34.99

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 I LIKE YOU BUT I GOT NO GAME - MENS 06 / The lineup

I LIKE YOU BUT I GOT NO GAME - MENS

$34.99

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 I NEED AN ADULT 07 / The lineup

I NEED AN ADULT

$34.99

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 I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT RED FLAGS, I'M A BULL 08 / The lineup

I DON'T CARE IF SHE GOT RED FLAGS, I'M A BULL

$34.99

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 BAD NEWS FOR BEERS, I WOKE UP 09 / The lineup

BAD NEWS FOR BEERS, I WOKE UP

$34.99

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 CAN’T BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS 10 / The lineup

CAN’T BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS

$34.99

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At the bar. On the floor.
In the corner booth. There’s a tee for that.

BAD NEWS FOR BEERS, I WOKE UP 01 / The collection

Pre-drinks

 HOT GIRLS LISTEN TO HOUSE 02 / The collection

Club

 DON'T INVITE ME TO THE AFTERS I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL 03 / The collection

Afters

 UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT 04 / The collection

Whatever Else

The pre-night check

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DRESS CODE.

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